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Thursday, January 31, 2008

Big Brother Comes Crashing Down!

I was browsing Yahoo the other day during a break at work and read about this story.

Runaway Satellite

So when I got home from work on Monday night, I spent about an hour and a half of my free time conjuring up the following project. This pretty much shows you that I have too much time on my hands AND Vegas has changed my pointless pursuits!

For entertainment/informational purposes only!

Rob’s Hotel, Casino, Feeding Trough and Spa

Spy Satellite Crash Site - Odds

Continents
North America 18:1
South America 25:1
Europe 40:1
Asia 8:1
Africa 14:1
Australia 40:1
Antarctica 25:1

Oceans
Pacific 2.5:1
Atlantic 4:1
Indian 6:1
Arctic 80:1
Southern* 25:1

Any Land 2.5:1
Any Water 1:2.5

Bucyrus, Ohio 400:1

*The Southern Ocean extends from the coast of Antarctica north to 60 degrees south of latitude.
** Land-locked bodies of water count toward the continent in which they are located. For example, if it crashed into Lake Michigan, North America would be the winner. Other bodies of water will count toward the related ocean. For examples, the Gulf of Mexico would be the Atlantic Ocean and the Sea of Japan would be the Pacific Ocean.


By the way, apparently our world's top sciencetitions have discovered a fifth ocean. When did that happen??

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

3 Short Random Video Clips...

...that will make my friend Matt laugh! Hit the link for the first one. The other two are below.

Let's Make it $200!

Drink Order

Comb the desert

Monday, January 28, 2008

Gen X


There's a chance that this could go down as one of the most boring blog posts of all-time, but here goes.

Everyone loves to save a penny or two when they get the chance, right? So as I walk up and down the isles at the grocery store, I usually go with the cheaper "store brand" items when I get a chance and when I know it works/tastes just fine when compared to the fancy schmancy "national brands". Since I usually shop at Smith's (a subsidiary of Kroger), that involves buying the Kroger brand or "Everyday Living" product. I've always had an unofficial list of things that are acceptable in the store brand and things that I just have to splurge on to get the better product. Seriously, more times than not, the Kroger brand is just fine and it seems the only difference between Kroger and the national are the price, and the fact that absolutely no advertising $ is spent on the store brand, thus keeping the cost down.

So here's a couple of lists. The first is of products that I seem to think its okay to buy that cheap store brand and the second is where I splurge.

El Cheapo is okay-o
- Most anything that goes into a recipe. For example, remember my balls at Christmas time? All four ingredience (chili sauce, cocktail sauce and both jellies) were Kroger brand. It seems if stuff gets mixed up into one big bowl of frap, generic's okay. When I make chili, Kroger diced tomatoes and kidney beans go in.
- Laundry Detergent - Seriously, I used Tide for years. Then one day I bought the Kroger brand laundry detergent and could tell NO difference at all. Clean is clean.
- Fabric Softener Sheets - The sheets you put in the dryer. I actually can't tell a difference between no sheets at all, except that the sheets seem to keep the static cling down. So a couple bucks on generic sheets every 9 months or so seems appropriate.
- DRUGS! - Yea, boy!! I really haven't used generic prescription drugs much, but I would if I had the chance. Also, I feel NO difference between Bayer, and Kroger brand aspirin. Same goes for NyQuil, which is very cleverly named "Nite Time" by Kroger. Both seem to kick my ass into bed all the same! Generic ibuprofen, vitamins and generic cold medicines also do the trick just fine.
- Shampoo - This gets a very marginal thumbs up. Generic Head and Shoulders vs. Kroger brand is exactly the same as far as results go. However, the scent of the generic shampoo can cause dizziness and should not be inhaled by someone who is pregnant, or may become pregnant! Since I go with Fructis now anyway, I guess this one should be sent to the list below. Screw it, it's 4am and I have work tomorrow.
- Soft Soap - I think Kroger brand actually works better! And if you're really cheap, you can buy one little soft soap dispenser of a name brand like Dial, and then refill it with with the gigantic Tub-O-Soap you can buy at Kroger. No one will be the wiser!
- Cleaning Products - The Kroger brand versions of Comet, Formula 401, Pine Sol, and toilet bowl cleaner give me just as big of bleach high as the name brands.
- Spices - With the exception of seasoned salt and maybe a couple others, most Kroger brand spices do the trick. Even the Kroger spices are pricey though.
- Disposable Razor Blades - The one-razor Bics give me just as clean of shave as those ridiculous FIVE BLADE MACH SUPER SONIC SHAVEMASTER 3000's.
- Kroger Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
- American Cheese Slices - I usually just use these for grilled cheese sandwiches.
- Soup - But only as part of a recipe, as noted above. Otherwise, splurge for some Campbells.
- Tin Foil
- Cooking Spray - Most people buy PAM, but I say Kroger brand works just fine.
- Hard Soap - Same as the shampoo, it works just fine but the scent has forced me to go with Irish Spring instead (I prefer the "micro-clean" with flavor crystals).
- Dish Soap - Both for the dishwasher and the regular kind. Once again, clean is clean.
- Garbage Bags - When I first bought Kroger trash bags, I expected to have problems like them tearing easily and whatnot. I've had no problems though.
- Canned Vegetables - I don't see much difference between a can of Kroger spinach and the Jolly Green Giant. Of course frozen is much better anyway.
- Sour Cream
- Bread - I do admit that name brand bread is better, but I guess I'm just not very picky when it comes to bread. I always opt for the 99 cent Smith's brand wheat.

El Expenso es Prefero!
- Hot Dogs - Generic dogs actually taste like their ingredients: lips and assholes.
- Salsa - Yuck. I go with Pace medium.
- Tortilla Chips - I've tasted cheap chips that are basically cardboard. Tostidos for me.
- Refried Beans - I do have a can of Kroger refried beans in my cupboard, but it's the last one. Actually, do I see a trend here? Perhaps Kroger needs to put some R&D into their "south of the border" line of products!
- Toothpaste - Okay, this brings up a whole new aspect of cheapness. I'm definitely willing to try most things in the generic form once, but NOT something like toothpaste. I brush 2 or 3 times a day, but it still takes me like a freakin' year to get through one tube. I'm not willing to suffer with a crappy product for that long just to try it out. Crest for me thanks (good ol' boring original paste). One caveat, I've NEVER had one cavity in my entire life.
- Shaving Cream - Unlike razor blades, you need to go high-end with the shaving cream. I have a can of that 99 cent Barbasol in my bathroom right now, and I can't wait for it to run out! I actually spray way too much into my hand each time just to try to get through it ASAP! Go with the EDGE pro gel. That stuff rocks!
- Paper Towels - I do find myself buying the Kroger brand here, but I don't know why. Brawny, etc. are so much better.
- Toilet Paper - C'mon, treat your ass right. It's the only one you got! Unless of course you're still in high school and go "T-P'ing" your principal's house! I think the generic stuff might actually be harder to clean up in that case.
- Lunch Meat - I do get the cheaper kind of lunch meat, but only at the deli counter, so the quality is still pretty high. Same goes with cheese. Personally, I think just about ANY pre-packaged lunch meat tastes gross, and I won't buy any if I happen to be in the store after the deli closes.
- Crackers - I do buy Kroger brand oyster crackers to put in soups, but for Club crackers, etc., I opt for the name brand. Being stuck in that tree all of their lives have given those elves some serious cracker expertise!
- Breakfast Cereal - "Toasted O's" don't stack up to Cheerios! Although I do like Kroger brand oatmeal. Is it just me or do those generic cartoon characters on boxes of "Choco-blast" or "Nut 'n' Crunch" look like they've emerged from that creek behind the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant!
- Cling Wrap - This gets the prize for most useless generic product EVER! I have a roll of Kroger cling wrap right now, and it's a magical roll of suck! It just WON'T RUN OUT! It doesn't tear correctly, and I'll be damned if I can make it stick to ANYTHING!

Okay, that's all I can think of now. Please feel free to add your own thoughts on stuff not included on either list.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

One SICK Goal!!!


Regardless of whether you're a hockey fan or not, some miraculous plays simply transcend sport preferences. If you don't think this is one of the most spectacular sports moves this year, you're crazy! It's all made even more impressive when you consider the situation (score is tied with less than a minute left in the game). Give it up for Rick Nash of the Columbus Blue Jackets!!

Oh, a little warning that the color commentator starts going into an obscene cursing rant at the :20 mark. That guy should really watch his mouth!!

The Stat Man

Just a couple of weeks ago I signed up good ol' Flying Winnebago on sitemeter.com. It's a site Mikey turned me onto, and the best part of it is it's completely free. Sitemeter lets me see stats such as the number of hits this blog gets on a daily basis, weekly basis, the number of hits per hour, and the referral sites for the visitors. The referrals might be the most interesting since it lets me see how some random person out there in internet land happens upon my blog. For example, I noticed yesterday that I got a visit from someone in Pittsburgh, and found out that he googled in the words "road trip to pnc park" into a search, and my posting about the burgers and Pennsylvania trip were #4 in his search results.

It turns out that a lot more people stop by here on a daily basis that I ever would have imagined. It's at about a 70 per day average. To some that might not seem like much, but before sitemeter, I just figured there were probably a few friends back in Ohio, and a few people from the T2V message board checking in regularly. Although that still might be the case, it also tells me that WAY more random people out of nowhere stumble upon my blog than I thought.

What sitemeter does NOT tell me are the exact names of people who visit. I can see your location city, time of visit, what pages you visit, your length of stay and your referral. Every once in a while it tells me some server information, which usually results when someone checks in from their work computer. For example, for the mystery person that visits my blog from Bowling Green, Ohio and has the "Bowling Green State Univesity" listing next to your domain name, I pretty much know who you are! ;-) See you in April man!

My visitors are almost exclusively American. A couple of notable exceptions are some regulars who show up from Ruinen Drenthe the Netherlands, Ridderkerk Zuid-Holland the Netherlands, Vancouver Canada, and London. My brilliant powers of deduction tell me that the loyal reader from the Netherlands is most probably "DutchVegas".

Some other cities that pop up on a very frequent basis are:

Stow, Ohio (is that you Jay?)
Sandusky, Ohio
Columbus, Ohio
Toledo, Ohio
Ann Arbor, Michigan (hmmm, a reader from enemy territory)
Tulsa, OK
St. Paul, MN
Pasadena, TX
Pheonix, AZ (Stogie?)
Kansas City, MO
Lake Orion, Michigan (where my aunt and uncle used to live)
Delmar, NY
Alpharetta, GA
Baytown, TX
and a couple towns in Illinois who I suspect is Marty!

Sorry if I've forgotten a few regulars (well, their cities at least), but I can only see the locations for the previous 24 hours and I'm having trouble remembering if there are any that I regularly see that didn't visit yesterday.

Because of this new found knowledge, I am having trouble quelling the temptation to change my blogging habits. One thing I refuse to do is try to force out postings just for the hell of it for the simple fact of giving my buddy from Stow something new to look at every morning. I'm still going to keep on track and post around 2-4 times a week. And I'll still post what I just happen to feel like posting about, instead of intentionally trying to cater to what I think the regulars want to see. I do realize that some of you tune in hoping to hear stories from behind the felt, but sometimes work is better left at work!

So a very hearty thank you goes out to EVERYONE who reads this!! I hope you still continue to check in, and tell your friends if I happen to put a smile on your face on occasion.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Godzilla vs. Muddy

I LOVED going to Toledo Mud Hens games when living south of Toledo. 5/3 Field in Toledo is one of the greatest minor league parks in the country.

I don't know why I giggle so much when I watch this little 5 second video, but every year the people who run the scoreboard there would incorporate Godzilla into their scoreboard cheers, and I'd get a kick of them all!

Saturday, January 19, 2008

The Cross-Country Trek

As I mentioned in my previous post, this past Wednesday marked the one-year anniversary of Chris and my pulling into this crazy desert town! What follows is my best recollection of this trip. But first, to get you up to speed, Chris is the guy who I moved out here with. I went to dealer's school in Detroit in the 9 months or so leading up to the trip and met Chris in the craps class. It soon became apparent that both of us were to relocate to Vegas, so we joined forces and set out to leave our mark on the other side of the USA! Sorry for the lack of actual pictures of this trip. I had not purchased my camera phone yet and the last thing on our minds was cataloging the trip for future tellings.

Day One - Crossing the Mighty Mississippi (1/11/07)

Chris was leaving from his place near Detroit on this day and driving down I-75 to meet me in Bowling Green, Ohio. I was leaving from Sandusky (about an hour east of Bowling Green) to meet him. Bowling Green was not only a logical meeting point for us, but it also happened to be the place where I had lived for most of the previous five years. Because it would be the last time I'd see the place for a very long time, I talked Chris into grabbing lunch at one of my favorite local hangouts, Myles Pizza.

Myles has what I consider to be the best pizza in town, but it's kind of a "love it or hate it" pizza. I opted for my old standby, sausage and sauerkraut. It would be our last meal this side of the Mississippi.

After finishing up lunch, I bid farewell to ole BG and off we went, with our little two-car caravan, each car packed to the gills with everything that we could possibly fit in them! Once we got on the road, the hours seemed to pass by pretty quickly. Chris and I were communicating with a couple handy walkie-talkies (did I hear a niner in there?) and the trip was pretty uneventful. However, once we approached St. Louis, the rain started to come down in sheets! Being January, we decided to take the "southern route" to Vegas as opposed to the route taking us through Colorado, Utah, etc. We figured there'd be much less of a chance of running into bad weather that way. Holy crap on a stick would that decision come back to haunt us!

We crossed through St. Louis and over the river under cover of darkness, still getting blasted by an unceasing rain. Just a little note, this was the first time I had ever driven as far west as the other side of the Mississippi, so I was now in unchartered territory. Chris and I made it about another hour south of St. Louis on I-44 before finally calling it a night. The rain was getting to me and I was finally starting to hit the wall, so we bunkered down at a Super 8 in the middle of nowhere. What we didn't realize was all of the rain we were encountering was simply the leading edge of an extremely nasty storm front, which we would run smack into the next day.

Day Two - Deathstorm 2007 (1/12/07)

When we awakened, the rain from the night before was now replaced with sleet and freezing rain. It was now sinking in that we probably chose the wrong route across country. We turned on the weather channel in the room and got the grim news. The entire I-44 corridor from our current spot all the way to Tulsa was getting slammed by an ice storm that most called a once-in-every-25-years occurrence. Our options were to stay put and wait it out, backtrack and try the more northern route through Colorado, or plow ahead. While looking down at the highway and seeing that it was still pretty clear, we decided to stay the course and hope for the best. Heh, idiots!

Passing by Springfield, the conditions worsened, but we were still able to go at a pretty good clip. Then things just turned from bad to worse. The lanes were now showing signs of black ice, and the highway was getting to the point where only one lane was without standing snow or ice. Then the sightings of stranded vehicles began to appear. First one, then another, and then it became one every five minutes or so. My car is a smaller 4-cylinder Chevy Cavalier, and Chris' wasn't much bigger. And we both pretty much had our entire lives packed into them. When I spotted an SUV in a ditch, I knew we were in trouble. I radioed to Chris that we should make a rest stop. So we pulled off the next exit to gas up and talk some strategy. Problem......the gas stations were "closed due to ice storm"! Uh oh. It was then decided that we would trudge forward only far enough to find the first open hotel and wait this thing out. So we got back on the highway and finally pulled into a Days Inn in Joplin, Missouri. Yep, for all of the driving we had done that day, we were still in the same state that we woke up in that morning.

Day Three - The Waiting Game (1/13/07)

On Saturday the 13th, Chris and I awoke to a frigid, freezing nightmare. It was at this time that we heard on the weather channel that the governors of both Oklahoma and Missouri had declared a state of emergency. Bush would later declare the area that we were stuck in a federal disaster area. In total over about a 10 day period, 85 people would die from this storm as it cut its swath from the great plains all the way to New England, and we just haplessly wandered straight into this monster! To give you an idea of the storm, here are a couple of pictures taken from google images of the Tulsa area.

There wasn't much we could do this day. We passed our time by watching the NFL playoffs and walking back and forth to the gas station next to the hotel. At one point I visited my car to warm it up and chisel off the 1/4 inch ice that had completely enveloped it. I was a little worried about someone breaking into it since I had about 2 grand worth of electronic equipment in the back seat and every single piece of clothing I owned. But if a thief were to break into it, he'd definitely have his work cut out for him!!

So that night, Chris and I spent our time watching TV, eating gas station microwavable pizza and drinking a 12-pack of Keystone Light, wondering if we'd ever get out of Missouri.

Day Four - Cabin Fever (1/14/07)

On the fourth day of our trip, the conditions were no better. Portions of I-44 and I-40 (which we needed to pick up in Oklahoma City) were basically impassable. We knew we'd be stuck in Joplin at least one more day, and we were getting pretty annoyed at this point. Remember, we were on a life-changing cross country trip to fabulous Las Vegas, and freakin' stuck in the back-country of Missouri. I had to call our apartment complex and tell them we'd be a day or two late with the move-in. However, we were counting our blessings due to the fact that we had beer, pizza and football again today. We also just happened to be in the merely 10% of Joplin that actually had power. All throughout the day, very weary and worn out locals were flooding into the hotel looking for a place to stay and a hot shower, only to be turned away. There was no room at the inn.

Day Five - Plains turn into the Rockies (1/15/07)

On the morning of the fifth day, we awoke to sunshine, glorious sunshine! If we had been really safe, I guess we could have been justified in staying one more day to wait for the roads to be completely cleared. However, both Chris and I were completely sick of this hotel and needed to get on the road. Even inching away at 35mph getting half-way through Oklahoma would have been some sort of progress. However, the risk in that was the fact that we knew Tulsa was hit extremely hard by the storm, and Oklahoma City wasn't much better. So if we had run into some difficulty, we may have found ourselves cowering in the corner of a Red Cross shelter somewhere, since I'm sure any hotels with power were booked at that point.

It turned out we had nothing to worry about. Even though the highway had seen its better days, we could tell that I-44 was the number one priority of the road crews who did a GREAT job of keeping it cleared. Chris and I somehow managed to take a wrong turn just outside of Tulsa and had to ask for directions into town. But when we finally got going and picked up I-40 in Oklahoma City, it was pretty clear sailing through the rest of Oklahoma, Texas and eastern New Mexico. Our total drive time for this day was somewhere around 15-16 hours and we actually made it all the way past Albuquerque! The little high mountain town that we finally called it a night in was Grants, New Mexico, which is somewhat well-known mostly for its place on historic route 66. Apparently, the town also boasts a women's correctional institute, and old uranium mine and a branch of the University of New Mexico. Chris and I noticed none of that though, but did notice it had a Wal*Mart!

We opted for another Super 8 that night right off the highway and checked in, completely worn out from the road. The temperature at this higher altitude was zero when we checked in, and I think it got down as low as -7 that night. If I had ANY energy whatsoever, I would have tried to unpack the electronics and give them a warm place to stay for the night, but that just wasn't happening. Chris and I were thankful that we could finally see the light at the end of the tunnel and that we'd possibly be in Vegas the next day. Uh, that didn't quite happen though.

Day Six - Catching a "Break" (1/16/07)

The next morning, Chris and I woke up, ate a little continental breakfast, and hopped in the car excited to finally make that push into Vegas by night's end! As we pulled out of the parking lot, Chris immediately got on the radio and said that "something is definitely wrong with my brakes"! Oh boy. His brakes were pretty much going to the floorboard, so we turned right around and back into the Super 8 parking lot. After talking to the front desk person, we were directed to an auto-repair shop in town. So we limped our way through this small mountain-desert town at around 5mph and finally pulled into S & S Automotive at 909 E. High St.

Now mind you, we are just a couple of naive guys from the midwest finding ourselves at a very small, nondescript car repair shop in the middle of nowhere located in the mountains of New Mexico. My thoughts were of that scene in the original Vacation movie when Chevy Chase was at the mercy of that desert car mechanic, who was also a thief, and who was also a sheriff's deputy! I kid you not, when we were walking toward the door of the office, the very first tumbleweed that I had ever personally seen drifted by right in front of us. I wondered if that was the desert equivalent to a black cat!

Ironically, what greeted us as soon as we walked in the office was one of three office cats, who pretty much had their run of the place. An older lady, who we can assume was the owner of the shop, sat behind the desk and we told her what our problem was. This is when we seemed to catch our first real break of the trip, as my fears of being taken to the cleaners were relieved. It turned out that the town near Detroit that Chris was moving from just happened to be where this lady grew up!! Holy cow, talk about a small world. Chris and the lady seemed to hit it off pretty well, so I knew at that point we'd be treated pretty fairly by these folks. I also seem to recall that she told us our situation isn't really out of the ordinary. She gets troubled travelers in there a lot from the interstate.

After taking a look at the car, it seemed to be a pretty simple fix. So Chris and I walked over to a little local diner on the actual route 66 to grab a bite while they worked on the car. When we got back, it was ready and the total bill came to around $75! Yep, that's it! Just $75! We couldn't believe our luck and thanked the owner for helping out these two wayward souls. Back in the cars we got and pulled out, still holding out hope of making it to Vegas real late that night. But as soon as we were about to pull onto the highway entrance ramp, Chris got back on the radio and said "brakes just went back to the floor"! UGH!!! At this point it seemed like there was a higher power deciding that we just weren't supposed to be making the move to Vegas. Hell, maybe I should have just set up shop in good ol' Grants, New Mexico, passing the days growing chilis and hunting rattlesnakes.

So back to the shop we drove (again, at 5 mph) and into the parking lot we went. It turned out that Chris needed his entire left-rear brake line replaced, which was a problem. The owner lady looked at her watch, saw that it was afternoon, and proceeded to take a full swig out of a bottle of vodka she kept in her desk drawer. She then made calls to find the parts needed for Chris' car, and was not successful. I can't remember the model of the Ford Chris drove, but it had not been manufactured in a few years. I didn't know what was worse, the thought of being stranded in Joplin, Missouri for 3 days or the thought of spending 3 more days in the mountains of New Mexico!

Next came our second break of the day. When the crazy cat lady's calls didn't produce results, one of the mechanics hopped in his car and made a trip to the local junk yard. About 45 minutes later, he walked back in....parts in hand! They weren't from the same year of car as Chris', but they'd get us to Vegas, which is all we cared about!

So finally, as the day began to grow dark, we bid farewell to S&S automotive and Grants, New Mexico. By the way, the total bill for the repair remained the $75 we paid earlier. Talk about going well beyond what we could have ever expected from these nice folks! If you're ever passing through New Mexico and are in need of emergency car repair, you now know where to go!

Once we got on the road, we began chasing the sun toward the horizon. The scenic desert views of western New Mexico and Arizona were absolutely beautiful! Although we probably enjoyed 3 or 4 hours of remaining daylight, it would have been nice to see the entire Arizona landscape during the day.
For anyone who has made the drive westbound past Flagstaff, you know it was damn lucky that Chris' brakes didn't fail at that point instead of when they did! That could have been big trouble.

We did make pretty good headway considering we spent the better part of 8 hours stuck in Grants. However, we obviously didn't try to push it all the way to Nevada as we decided to hole up at yet another Super 8 in Kingman, Arizona.

Day Seven - The Final Push (1/17/07)

Thankfully, the final day of our travels was without much stress. We got up later than normal that morning, the trip having sapped us of energy, and got back on the road toward the promised land! We opted for the route through Laughlin and up route 95 so we'd avoid the security and hassle of going over Hoover Dam. If I recall, we rounded the mountains and spotted the Strip off in the distance early in the afternoon, and soon we were pulling into our apartment complex near Summerlin. After signing the lease and getting the cars unpacked, what was the first thing on our to-do list? You guessed it, off to the casino we went! :-)

Actually, this day just happened to be a day when there was a small T2V message board meet down at the Wynn. So Chris and I got ourselves pulled together and went down to meet Mikey and the gang in the little lounge there at the Wynn. One thing I haven't mentioned is that Chris had NEVER been to Vegas before in his life, so his very first taste of a Vegas casino was the Wynn! Talk about setting the bar high.

So that's it. I'm sure there are some readers out there with much more interesting cross-country tales. Even though there were a couple of road blocks, I know it definitely could have been a lot worse. I just hope I don't have to make that drive again anytime soon!

Friday, January 18, 2008

My Minestrone Recipe

As my roommate mentioned in his blog the other day, I took the time to whip up my patented homemade minestrone recently. As always, it came out EXCELLENT! Actually its not my recipe, but one that I got on page 31 of the this crockpot cookbook. http://www.goodbks.com/titlepage.asp?ISBN=1561483389

Mikey lovingly refers to this delicious dish as "super colon blow", for reasons specific to him. It's never been trouble for me though. Perhaps something with fresh zucchini, cabbage, diced tomatoes and garbanzo beans in it may be a shock to the systems of those who are not used to sampling such gifts of nature's goodness!

So here's the recipe. Do yourself a favor and try it out. It is truly awesome and easy to make. The picture of the finished product below doesn't really do it justice!

-makes 8 servings

1lb. beef stewing meat
6 cups of water
28 oz. can tomatoes, diced, undrained
1 beef bouillon cube
1 med. onion, chopped
2 tbsp. minced dried parsley
1 1/2 tsp. salt
1 1/2 tsp. dried thyme
1/2 tsp. pepper
1 medium zucchini, thinly sliced
2 cups finely chopped cabbage
16 oz. can garbanzo beans, drained
1 cup uncooked small elbow macaroni
grated parmesan cheese

1. Combine in crockpot the beef, water, tomatoes, bouillon, onion, parsley, salt, thyme and pepper.
2. Cover. Cook on low 7-9 hours, or until meat is tender.
3. Stir in zucchini, cabbage, beans and macaroni. Cover and cook on high 30-45 minutes, or until vegetables are tender.
4. Sprinkle individual servings with parmesan cheese.

Notes - Sometimes I just leave out the parsley. It tastes fine without it. Also, don't garnish with that powdered parmesan cheese crap, go with the fresh stuff! I've never had to wait 7-9 hours, usually 6 will do. Just make sure the meat is cooked and tender. Finally, it says it makes 8 servings, but its gotta be more than that. It pretty much fills that green crock below to the brim!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Scaling the Heights.......

.....of the mighty Mount Clothesmore!!

That's what happens when you aren't too lazy to do a few loads of laundry, but just lazy enough to avoid the folding!

It's been a pretty boring couple of days, so you'd think I would have had some time to write more. However, some of it was spent away from the apartment over at Chris' place. It seems like my weekly jaunts over there to play poker, practice craps and then NHL hockey on the playstation have now included excess amounts of alcohol. So I've gotten to know his couch a little better these past couple of trips.

One thing of note is that today marks the 1 year anniversary of Chris and I pulling into town. Like I mentioned over on T2V, I can't believe for a second that its been a full year already! My how time flies in this town. Be on the lookout for a new post within the next couple of days of our story of the drive out here.

Until then, please enjoy this picture. I took it from the top of the parking garage at Green Valley Ranch, which is right down the road from my apartment and where I saw No Country for Old Men the other day. If you've ever wondered about how far GVR is from the Strip, this should give you a good idea.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Just One More!

Okay, I think I promised about a month ago that I would not keep randomly posting Mystery Science Theater 3000 clips. Too bad, here's another one. Every single time I go back and watch this clip, I start giggling uncontrollably. I could set this up for you, but I actually think it's funnier if you have no idea what's going on! When you re-watch it, notice the particularly hilarious piece of bad editing at the :30 second mark!

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Adding to the Repertoire

I've worked 3 days on day shift so far, and I've noticed a couple of surprises. The first is that the action during the middle of the day isn't nearly as heavy as I thought. I spent a significant percentage of my day glaring off into the middle distance or watching the Packers/Seahawks game on the bar big screens. For a Saturday afternoon, it was quite surprising.

The other thing I've realized is how freakin' easy some of these carnival games are to deal. Since I've worked nothing but graveyard for the past 9 months or so, I never got to learn those games since they weren't open at night. Carnival games are as follows: deuces wild, 3-card poker, let it ride, ultimate texas holdem, etc. Well, my string of games yesterday included a $10 pai gow game, 3-card poker and a $10 blackjack shoe game. I must tell you, it was quite an enjoyable day. On graveyard, I would deal nothing but blackjack (mostly double-deck pitch) for the entire 8 hours if I wasn't on dice. Going into a shift knowing that you'll be dealing 3 different games is a nice change of pace.

One difference in the learning curve though is that most dealers learn these weird games at a break-in joint, like Fiesta Rancho or such. I'm learning them at a mid-tier house. The difference being that I was dealing to a guy yesterday playing $200 per hand and $25 in the bonus on 2 hands at the pai gow table. That's significant money if I happen to screw up a hand set or bonus pay out. And I'm definitely still making rookie mistakes on these games. At one point, I went to pay out a bonus at pia gow, but mistook the bonus betting circle for the regular circle, and vice versa, which almost cost the guy about $16.

One piece of advice, let-it-ride is the most moronic casino game ever invented. It has a house edge of around 20%. I feel dumber for learning it. If a casino ever received an enema, the let-it-ride players would be the last to be flushed out.

After the Packers whipped up on the Seahawks yesterday, I had the opportunity to give some grief to a couple Green Bay fans. This line came out of my mouth at one point, "Sir, surveillance
can't see your bet past your cheesehead." Sure, I was kinda being a prick about it, but my point remained valid. Every time I would get over to 3rd base to give this guy a card, his ridiculous head o' cheese would cast a shadow over his betting circle. I might have cut him some slack, but earlier in the session he made the ultimate mistake of claiming he was born in Detroit and was a big Michigan fan.

Friday, January 11, 2008

No Movie for the Faint of Heart

The last thing I ever expected to see when I woke up Thursday morning was poor Milton lying on the floor, his face and neck riddled with buckshot and blood spurting uncontrollably from his carotid artery.

Sorry for not giving you a spoiler alert, but I just wanted to give you a fair warning if you have yet to be lucky enough to see the movie No Country for Old Men, the latest installment by the Coen brothers.

I finally got down to the Regal Cinema at Green Valley Ranch on Thursday to see this movie. It's very easily the best that I've seen all year, and possibly much longer. If I were to compare it with any other Coen movie, I'd go with Fargo. The two movies have similar pacing and character development, but No Country makes some of the dark subject matter of Fargo look like a day in the park. Although I was constantly reminded of that Coen brother's "feel" throughout the movie, you really need to leave all preconceptions at the door before going in to see this flick.

So, as you can guess, I'd HIGHLY recommend seeing this movie on the big screen while you still can. There were so many layers within this movie that I could probably watch it a dozen times and still only come close to understanding some of the extremely subtle nuances. I'm not sure what my mental state would be after the 12th viewing though.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Born Again Morning Person?

When working at the university back in Ohio, I was the epitome of a "anti-morning person". Much of my responsibilities involved activities at night (sometimes as late as midnight), so I considered it a miracle at times if I got into the office before 10am! I also hated those "early" morning full-staff meetings every two weeks or so!

So here I am on the morning of the 2nd day on day shift, which starts at either 11am or 12noon, and up at 7 freakin' AM wide awake and ready to go! I've been in Vegas for about a year now, but perhaps my body is still knows its 10am back in Ohio when 7am here! I'm guessing the fact that I've gotten up for work at 2am on graveyard shift the past 8 months might have something to do with it as well.

Today is the first day that I'll be dealing dice on day shift. When I worked on Monday, it wasn't bad because they put me on a blackjack table the entire time while learning 3-card poker during my breaks. However, dice is a different story. When dealing dice, you NEED to work as a team with the other 2 dealers and boxman. There really isn't another game in the casino where communication with other dealers/supervisors is so important. During the past 8 months on graveyard, I've come to get to know the other dice dealers pretty well and felt very comfortable with most of them. Today, I'll be "breaking in" on the dice table, with completely new dealers and boxmen to me. Add in the fact that I'm sure its MUCH busier dealing craps during the day than overnight will make it even more challenging, so wish me luck.

Being up so early wouldn't normally be a big deal. After all, since I'm punching out at 7 or 8 pm these days, I'll need to get up early if I have any errands to run during the work-day. However, a friend's girlfriend is having her birthday tonight, and we all thought it would make a fine excuse to go do some midnight bowling over at the Suncoast! I don't work tomorrow, so I told them I was in. But if I don't get a nap in after work, I'm not sure how many frames I'll make it through tonight.

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Casino Fun Facts

Over the past couple of months, I've received a couple emails and instant messages from folks telling me they read my blog and invariably mention that it's a good way to "get their Vegas fix", at least on a semi-regular basis. I know that many of my posts are just fun little youtube video posts or funny pics. But I thought I'd take some time out today and list some things that I've been privy to these past 11 months, both at my current place and my break-in joint (Nevada Palace).

Biggest Single Win
The largest payoff that I've ever made at a single time was $4,500. Some guy, who had been playing pretty heavy action at the dice table, decided to throw in a $500 chip to me while I was on stick to bet on the hard six. Guess what the very next throw was! The payoff was $4,500 and he took his bet back down. So he got back 5 grand, paid of his marker, and that was it for him for the day.

Biggest Single Loss
The most anyone has ever lost on my table at any single time was $4000, at least to my recollection. It's happened twice and it involved a guy playing two hands of blackjack at once with 2 grand on each circle.

Biggest Single Win for a Session
I'm not quite sure of this one since dealers rotate in and out of games. If someone is on a pretty hot streak and is betting big bucks, then the chances of any one dealer being there for the entire session is very slim. I'm guessing that I've seen players at my table walk away around 10 grand up, but once again, I did not deal them their entire winnings.

Biggest Single Loss for a Session
I think the biggest loss over the course of a session was the player that I dealt to last Saturday. He had about 12 grand in front of him when I tapped in, and 30 minutes later it was all gone! He had between $600 and $2000 in action at any given time (this is blackjack we're talking about), and I just crushed him in rather short manner. I've also seen a player smoke though exactly $11,000 in about 12 minutes at the dice table.

Smallest Bet Made
Okay, now we're going to re-visit the most depressing place on the planet, Nevada Palace Hotel and Casino. There are no longer table games there and the place will be blown up within this next year, finally putting it out of its misery. While breaking in there, I dealt on the $1 craps table probably 95% of the time. The worst thing about it being a $1 minimum dice table is that it conveniently came equipped with 25-cent chips! So of course, in the rare instance when someone would put the dealers up, it would invariably be for a whopping quarter! That's the smallest bet I've seen made.

That's not all though. "Case money" is money that a player has when he's just about to go broke, when its not enough to cover the minimum table bet. For example, if someone is playing on a $10 table and they lose their ass, a floor sup will usually let the player bet their final $7, for example, on the last bet if that's all they happen to have left. Well, as you may have guessed by now, I've seen "case money" being bet at the $1 craps table at Nevada Palace. I kid you not, some loser had exactly one 25-cent chip left in his rack one night and the boxman let him bet it on the pass-line.

Hitting Rock Bottom
I've seen the working dictionary definition of "hitting rock bottom" occur right in front of my eyes while standing at that $1 dice table. After gambling for about 6 straight hours, one of our more annoying fleas was losing (per usual) and apparently went broke. So he got off his chair (no, we do NOT supply chairs to the players, he would actually bring his own), reached into his pocket and spilled out exactly 4 quarters. "Sorry Doc, you can't buy in with quarters dude", was my immediate reply. So up off his chair he went, slowly waddling over to the casino cage, and then returning to the dice table with the $1 chip that he now owned after exchanging his 4 quarters with the friendly, service-oriented cage cashier! Where did he decide to put his precious $1 chip? You guessed it, BIG RED CORNER 6! So when the six hit, he now had a whopping $2, so now he had a buck on the BIG RED CORNER 8! Of course, the six hit again, so now he was getting into high-roller status with $3. "Place the 6 and 8 for $1.50 each". I placed the 6 and 8 for him, the next roll was a 7-out, and out the door he went!

Weirdest Player Dealt To
Let's go with either the drugged out cokehead at Nevada Palace or the drunken "Rastafarian Midget" at my current place. We need to supply a chair to the midget so that he can play at the dice table, and he has to lean down to pick up the dice. So Mikey's and my ultimate fantasy (since Mikey's dealt to him to) would be for him to lose his balance and fall onto the table, thus giving us the chance to yell out "No action on the midget!!!".

Most Famous Player Dealt To
That would be Jerry Dixon, guitarist for the band Warrant.

Biggest Dealer Bet Made
I covered the smallest dealer bet made above, but the biggest bet made for me at any one time was a $500 bet on the blackjack table. As you would guess, it didn't win. A lady bought in with a $5000 marker one day and played pink only. She was up for a while, but when she got down to her final 2 pink chips she said "Okay Robert, this it it. One for you and one for me as she made her bet." In case you're wondering, I would have MUCH rather her had me drop the money instead of betting it, but it was very much a surprise and appreciated!

Best and Worst Toke Days
In case you don't already know, the term "toke" is just another word for tips. When you're a dealer, you generally make minimum wage from the casino and the rest of your income is generated from tips (which are pooled amongst all of the dealers).

The biggest day of tokes for me came not long after I started at my current place. It was $199 and change. The smallest, of course, happened over at Nevada Palace. We got a whopping $17 for 8 hours worked last St. Patrick's Day! The kick in the teeth for that day is that we later found out that the dealers down at El Cortez made $79 for that same day! Unbelievable.

Biggest Mistake Made
The costliest mistake that I've ever made happened at a $25 minimum blackjack table. I mis-dealt (can't remember the specifics) and the shift manager just had me pay the entire table. The total payoff was somewhere north of $500. As luck would have it, I busted everyone at the table within the next half-hour.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Back in the day......

A pretty boring post, but nothing exciting is going on these days.

Well, I finally made it through the gauntlet that is New Year's weekend! This past week has been the most I've dealt since beginning way back in February of last year. Although this past week has been busier on graveyard shift than usual, the only real unusual day was the one mentioned in the previous post. One thing I've been trying to do lately is get some experience behind the Pai Gow Poker table. I'd say I've "shadowed" about 5 or 6 times now on Pai Gow. Shadowing is basically giving up my 20 minute break and dealing a game during that time, with the veteran dealer watching over you. I'm pretty confident in setting the cards the "house" way and figuring out the 5% commissions, as well as paying out the bonus bets. However, I have VERY little experience "banking", so I need to get that down a little better before I volunteer to deal that game without supervision. Pai Gow is a slower, more laid back game when compared to blackjack. So on days when I'm not on the dice table all day, it'll be a nice change of pace dealing Pai Gow every once in a while.

It was slightly wistful yesterday morning since that was the last day I'd be dealing on graveyard. But when 11am rolled around, out the door I went with no fanfare at all. I guess it's not really a big deal since I'll still see my graveyard buddies when I roll into work before 11am.

Yep, that's right. My new shift is now day shift, which is a change from what I was told last week. Beginning next Monday, I'll be dealing 11am-7pm. Even though I really got used to the graveyard hours, I guess day shift isn't too bad. I get to sleep in if I want and I can still go out and do stuff at night without worrying about work. Unfortunately, I'll be getting off of work at 10pm EST, so it won't be the best shift for sports and such. For example, I WILL get to see the 2nd half of the national championship game Monday night, so I guess that's cool! Hopefully the Bucks will make a game of it and I'll get to catch the half that really matters.

I got caught up on some insurance errands today. One thing that really caught me off-guard was the price of auto insurance out here. I ended up going with AAA auto insurance last year, which was the best I could find at the time, but still around $900 for the year.....WAY more than what I was used to paying in Ohio. Since I really liked the insurance agent that I dealt with up in NW Vegas last year, I drove the 35 minutes back to his office, even though there are several AAA offices much closer. I'm extremely glad I did. Before heading to his office, I did a little comparison shopping online and came up with significantly lower price with a rival company. I basically thought it was too good to be true, but printed out the quote and took it with me anyway.

Here's how AWESOME of a guy this insurance agent is at AAA. He basically couldn't believe the quote, so he got on the phone with said company to verify it. Everything checked out, so he basically handed the phone over to me and I completed the transaction with this rival company right in this guy's office! I've been extremely happy with ALL of AAA's services over the years, so I did want to stay with them this time. However, I'll be saving over $200 this year by making this change, with no substantial change in coverage!

So if you just happen to be in the Las Vegas area and looking for some insurance needs (auto, life, renters, etc.), go see Steve Ririe at the AAA office located on W. Lake Mead Blvd. You'll thank me if you do. He's an absolutely terrific guy, and will obviously not try to pressure you into anything if you find a better price elsewhere!

Tonight is the "poker night" over at Chris' place, so wish me luck. I've got plenty of pocket change for some 5-cent craps mega-action!!!