Big Brother Comes Crashing Down!

I was browsing Yahoo the other day during a break at work and read about this story.

Runaway Satellite

So when I got home from work on Monday night, I spent about an hour and a half of my free time conjuring up the following project. This pretty much shows you that I have too much time on my hands AND Vegas has changed my pointless pursuits!

For entertainment/informational purposes only!

Rob’s Hotel, Casino, Feeding Trough and Spa

Spy Satellite Crash Site - Odds

Continents
North America 18:1
South America 25:1
Europe 40:1
Asia 8:1
Africa 14:1
Australia 40:1
Antarctica 25:1

Oceans
Pacific 2.5:1
Atlantic 4:1
Indian 6:1
Arctic 80:1
Southern* 25:1

Any Land 2.5:1
Any Water 1:2.5

Bucyrus, Ohio 400:1

*The Southern Ocean extends from the coast of Antarctica north to 60 degrees south of latitude.
** Land-locked bodies of water count toward the continent in which they are located. For example, if it crashed into Lake Michigan, North America would be the winner. Other bodies of water will count toward the related ocean. For examples, the Gulf of Mexico would be the Atlantic Ocean and the Sea of Japan would be the Pacific Ocean.

By the way, apparently our world's top sciencetitions have discovered a fifth ocean. When did that happen??