When I first started this blog, its sole purpose was to just keep my friends up-to-date on the happenings with me out here in Vegas. I figured I'd get about 10 regular readers per day, being all of my friends back home and that's it. So to completely pick out those chosen few back in Ohio, I offer these quotes that only they will understand! Enjoy the flashback friends, and please add the ones that I've forgotten.
Random Party Guy: Hey! What ja drinkin’??
Random Party Girl: Uh, Matt. You better go help your friend!
Matt: Which one!?!?
Corey: I’m like Massachusetts, I refuse to puke!
Random Party Guy: Uh, it would probably be a good idea to NOT eat anything that’s cooked in this apartment!
Mike: The grill tipped over and the deck was like, sssspriccczzzzzeeeeeeaaaa! Holy God!
Sean: Hey Corey, don’t take a full swing!
Corey: What?
WaBamm!!!!
Mike: Holy God!
John: Might as well bring out Gus the Kicking Mule!
Rob: Michele’s chip dip is like crack! The first taste is free.
Matt: Uh Rob, I know she’s hot, but I’ve seen dinner buffets that are smarter than that chick! And I’m not talking about those fancy buffets that have soup!
Rob: Uh John, I don’t seem to be wearing any pants.
Random Redneck at 2am in the middle of West Virginia at a highway rest area: I pissed on Dale Earnhardt’s Car!!
John: Hello, Gumby’s Pizza? May I speak to Pokey please?
RA: Tony, could you please come get your roommate? He’s sleeping on the lobby’s heater!
Brutus: Denied!!!
Gil: Wow, she’s hotter than sliced bread!
Mike while falling down the ice covered stairs: Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! I’m okay, don’t worry about m.., Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!
Mike: She just stood there with boobs akimbo!
Random Illinois Fan: Hey Spielman! Come shotgun a beer with us!!
Michelle: O-H!!
Guys on Porch: Show us your tits!!
Matt: Always remember. Whenever you’re at White Castle….don’t….eat 20.…of anything!
Monday, May 5, 2008
Quotables
Posted by Rob at 5:25 AM
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What a great way to start my Monday morning!!!
Blaneykramer
But the heater is soooo warm and toasty!!!
Ah, Rob! You made several of us Ohio kids laugh today!! Thanks! O-H!
ROB: Um, Tony just ripped the toilet seat off.
ROB: I Swear I will never drink again.
Burris: He downed up!
Foos: It not illegal if you take her age minus my age and divide by 7 and and the anser is less than 2.
Rory: THROW IT IN THE PIT!!!
Tony: You just shake the glass like this...SHATTER!!!!
Glad you liked it. Also, I hope you were able to tell the difference between John B. and John F. I forgot to differentiate.
Matt: No more burritos the size of your torso!!
Random guy on High Street:Rrrrrred dog!(said with thumbs up)
Greg Lowe:Don't you chew anything? Those are whole pickles!(after Corey was NOT like Massachusetts)
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